Team member · bio in progress
Serge
Role: TBD (To Be Divulged)
A man of mystery.
Mostly because he hasn’t
sent us his bio.
Serge is officially part of the Text Connects team. We know this because he’s on the website. What we don’t know yet is anything he’d like us to tell you, because we’re still waiting on his bio. No pressure, Serge.
Focus
- Being mysterious
- Bio pending
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Behind the work
The bio is in the mail.
We asked Serge for a few details about himself. He said he’d get right on it. That was a while ago. We’re not saying he’s slow, but our loading spinner has started asking for a raise.
We considered writing the bio for him, but legal advised against describing him as “a former astronaut, part-time jazz flautist and three-time regional hot dog eating champion” without confirmation.
What we know so far.
He has a great photo. He has a name: Serge. It’s a strong name. Rhymes with “merge,” which is exactly what he’ll do with a pull request once he shows up in the bio section.
Why did Serge’s bio cross the road? We don’t know. It never made it to our side.
In the meantime.
We’re keeping this page warm for him. We’ve refreshed it so many times, the browser now just says “still nothing, friend.”
Serge, if you’re reading this: two or three sentences will do. Where you’re from, what you do here, what you do when you’re not here. We’ll take it from there. (Dad jokes are included free of charge.)